"Want to come up and see my toy collection?"

She was as cute as a button and about as big. I had to wonder how long I'd be able to control mys elf.

"I've seen it, Big Guy", she reminded me. "Besides, isnÕt there a company rule about fraternizing with the hired help?"

"I make the rules," I said. ÒLast time I checked, that one wasn't on the list."

"Well, check it twice. I got a harassment claus in my contract."